Psychic Jokes

Jokes lighten hearts. When the subject is as serious as psychism, comic relief is necessary at times. After you read the serious and informative Am I Psychic Articles or E-books, you may also like to read some psychic jokes.

In Am I Psychic Jokes you will find interesting and amusing jokes related to psychic and psychism. Keep reading the psychic related jokes. One very interesting fact about these funny jokes on psychic is that they also help you learn some psychic basics.

"Never drive faster than your angel can fly!!"

"I'd rather be in Samadhi"

"Out of body. Will be back in 15 minutes!"

"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"

A woman went to the local psychic with the hope of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids began to flutter and she began to moan.

Eventually, a voice was heard, 'Granddaughter? Are you there?'

The granddaughter, wide-eyed responded, 'Grandma? Is that you?'

'Yes granddaughter, it's me.'

'It's really you, Grandma?' the woman repeated.

'Yes, it's really me, granddaughter.'

The woman paused a moment, 'Grandma, I have just one question for you.'

'Anything, my child.'

'When did you learn to speak English?'

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